faq
questions with actual answers.
people ask us these things about our great service so much
what does age hams actually send?
we send your friends and family nice cards that also come with three small pigs called age hams, and then some other fun things.
can i mail to more than one person in a single order?
yais doing that is simple.
when yooh get to the checkout, if yooh have more than one card in your cart, our smart website (which is so smart) will ask if everything is going to one place or more than one place.
if it is more than one place it will walk yooh through entering all the addresses.
can i request a specific arrival date?
yais and we try our best but this is very hard for us to accomplish successfully because of the post office and how they get grumpy sometimes
if yooh tell us (for example) june 14th, we will try our best to get it there on or around june 14th - usually we will err to the side of before june 14th. requested arrival dates are not guaranteed.
can i get express processing/shipping?
not right now sorry about that please do not be mad
is hugh jackman really in charge of your social media and emails and texts?
yais and it is the same hugh jackman that was the greatest show-man and also he is wolverine
what happens if something goes wrong in the mail?
if we send the wrong card or hams, yooh may choose a free resend or a refund. also if we somehow make an address error, or a correctly addressed package is lost by the post office, we will resend it at no cost.
if the address supplied with the order was wrong or incomplete (including missing apartment numbers), a replacement is available for 25% off.
do yooh offer refunds if the person i send it to doesn’t like it?
we review refunds of age hams case by case under any of the following circumstances:
- yooh gave us the correct name/address but your age ham never arrives
- your age ham arrives damaged, missing the ham, and/or the card is badly damaged
- you submit a 3-page, hand-written, single spaced essay about why yooh are displeased with your age ham purchase
we do not accept physical returns, so please do not mail an age ham back.
how did age hams start?
it was a sixth grade entrepreneur club project and then some other things happened and it became a real company
where did the name age hams come from?
who can even remember but here is part of the story on our facebook page and yais that is a real chat thank yooh
the short version of the great story is there was some goofing around on the internet and then we accidentally saw the words "age hams" together and we liked it so much that we decided to figure out what an age ham could be
are yooh a victim of the capitalist machine?
yais we all are and time is running out before age hams becomes one of the oppressors of the capitalist machine for example every time we set a new record for orders in a day we start looking at spreadsheets and feeling our soul leaving thank yooh