all cards

send this when someone never texts back and mailing a card starts to feel like the next reasonable s…

send this to make someone guess a word, text you back, and maybe feel mildly suspicious of a potato

send this to wish someone a happy birthday from a movie production that almost certainly did not aut…

send this when a normal birthday card feels too normal and the maples family needs to get involved f…

send this to invite someone to a vegetable party that probably does not exist but still sounds excit…

send this when you want a selfie back immediately, for important emotional and possibly photographic…

send this when you miss someone and want the message to feel sweet, chaotic, and a little overdecora…

send this to encourage someone, while also reminding them not to choose an impossible dream like inv…

send this (anonymously) to your friend or family member when yooh want to leave them wondering why t…

yais they are having father's day again this year and your dad will like this thank yooh

send this when you miss someone and want to say it in a simple, sweet, unexpected way

this card is for when yooh want your mom to know she is the best